It Is Never Too Late to Mend by Charles Reade
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"_And_ a butler with a poultice round his neck and whiskers like a mop-head. "_And_ a silver tub full of rose-water to sit in and read the _Morning Post_. "_And_ a green-house full of peaches--and green peas all the year round. "_And_ a pew in the church warmed with biling eau de Cologne. "_And_ a carpet a foot thick. "_And_ a piano-forte in every blessed room in the house. But this island is the Dead Sea to a poor man." He then, diverging from the rhetorical to the metropolitan style, proposed to his friend "to open one eye. That will show you this hole you are in is all poor hungry arable ground. You know you can't work it to a profit." (George winced.) "No! steal, borrow, or beg 500 pounds. Carry out a cargo of pea-jackets and fourpenny bits to swap for gold-dust, a few tools, a stout heart, and a light pair of--'Oh, no; we never mention them; their name is never heard'--and we'll soon fill both pockets with the shiney in California." All this Mr. Robinson delivered with a volubility to which Berkshire had hitherto been a stranger. "A crust of bread in England before buffalo beef in California," was |
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