Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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page 101 of 150 (67%)
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It always does.
They all lived. But the feud was done for. That was the end of it. Hannah had put it to the bad. _VIII. -- Soaked in Seaweed: or, Upset in the Ocean_ _(An Old-fashioned Sea Story.)_ IT was in August in 1867 that I stepped on board the deck of the _Saucy Sally_, lying in dock at Gravesend, to fill the berth of second mate. Let me first say a word about myself. I was a tall, handsome young fellow, squarely and powerfully built, bronzed by the sun and the moon (and even copper-coloured in spots from the effect of the stars), and with a face in which honesty, intelligence, and exceptional brain power were combined with Christianity, simplicity, and modesty. As I stepped on the deck I could not help a slight feeling of triumph, as I caught sight of my sailor-like features reflected in a tar-barrel that stood beside the mast, while a little later I could scarcely repress a sense of gratification as I noticed them reflected again in a bucket of bilge water. |
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