Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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the less of me for that. Whenever things look dark, I lean up against
something and think of mother. If they get positively black, I stand on one leg and think of father. After that I can face anything. Did I think, too, of another, younger than mother and fairer than father? Yes, I did. "Bear up, darling," I had whispered as she nestled her head beneath my oilskins and kicked out backward with one heel in the agony of her girlish grief, "in five years the voyage will be over, and after three more like it, I shall come back with money enough to buy a second-hand fishing-net and settle down on shore." Meantime the ship's preparations were complete. The masts were all in position, the sails nailed up, and men with axes were busily chopping away the gangway. "All ready?" called the Captain. "Aye, aye, sir." "Then hoist the anchor in board and send a man down with the key to open the bar." Opening the bar! the last sad rite of departure. How often in my voyages have I seen it; the little group of men soon to be exiled from their home, standing about with saddened faces, waiting to see the man with the key open the bar--held there by some strange fascination. * * * * * |
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