Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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the table. It was a map or chart. In the centre of it was a circle.
In the middle of the circle was a small dot and a letter T, while at one side of the map was a letter N, and against it on the other side a letter S. "What is this?" I asked. "Can you not guess?" queried Captain Bilge. "It is a desert island." "Ah!" I rejoined with a sudden flash of intuition, "and N is for North and S is for South." "Blowhard," said the Captain, striking the table with such force as to cause a loaf of ship's bread to bounce up and down three or four times, "you've struck it. That part of it had not yet occurred to me." "And the letter T?" I asked. "The treasure, the buried treasure," said the Captain, and turning the map over he read from the back of it--"The point T indicates the spot where the treasure is buried under the sand; it consists of half a million Spanish dollars, and is buried in a brown leather dress-suit case." "And where is the island?" I inquired, mad with excitement. "That I do not know," said the Captain. "I intend to sail up and down the parallels of latitude until I find it." |
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