Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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Sick with the sense of human ingratitude I sank upon the sand. The island became my home. There I eked out a miserable existence, feeding on sand and gravel and dressing myself in cactus plants. Years passed. Eating sand and mud slowly undermined my robust constitution. I fell ill. I died. I buried myself. Would that others who write sea stories would do as much. _IX. -- Caroline's Christmas: or, The Inexplicable Infant_ IT was Xmas--Xmas with its mantle of white snow, scintillating from a thousand diamond points, Xmas with its good cheer, its peace on earth--Xmas with its feasting and merriment, Xmas with its--well, anyway, it was Xmas. Or no, that's a slight slip; it wasn't exactly Xmas, it was Xmas Eve, Xmas Eve with its mantle of white snow lying beneath the calm moonlight--and, in fact, with practically the above list of accompanying circumstances with a few obvious emendations. Yes, it was Xmas Eve. And more than that! |
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