Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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nearer; just behind the ear, I think, Henry."
"No," said Henry, rolling back his sleeve and speaking with the quick authority that sat well upon him, "across the jaw, father, it's quicker and neater." "Well, well," said the farmer, smiling proudly, "have your own way, lad, you know best." Henry raised the club. But as he did so--stay, what was that? Far away behind the cedar swamp the deep booming of the bell of the village church began to strike out midnight. One, two, three, its tones came clear across the crisp air. Almost at the same moment the clock below began with deep strokes to mark the midnight hour; from the farmyard chicken coop a rooster began to crow twelve times, while the loud lowing of the cattle and the soft cooing of the hogs seemed to usher in the morning of Christmas with its message of peace and goodwill. The club fell from Henry's hand and rattled on the floor. The sleeper woke, and sat up. "Father! Mother!" he cried. "My son, my son," sobbed the father, "we had guessed it was you. We had come to wake you." |
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