Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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At this moment the door of the room opened. A woman's form
appeared. It was Caroline, robed in one of Anna's directoire nightgowns. "I heard your voices," she said, and then, as she caught sight of Henry, she gave a great cry. "My husband!" "My wife," said Henry, and folded her to his heart. "You have left Sing Sing?" cried Caroline with joy. "Yes, Caroline," said Henry. "I shall never go back." Gaily the reunited family descended. Anna carried the lamp, Henry carried the club. William carried the million dollars. The tamarack fire roared again upon the hearth. The buttermilk circulated from hand to hand. William and Henry told and retold the story of their adventures. The first streak of the Christmas morn fell through the door-pane. "Ah, my sons," said John Enderby, "henceforth let us stick to the narrow path. What is it that the Good Book says: 'A straight line is that which lies evenly between its extreme points.'" |
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