Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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"Good God!" I repeated.
"Ah," he said, "never heard it before. But I was saying that after we had eliminated Death, and Food, and Change, we had practically got rid of Events, and----" "Stop!" I said, my brain reeling. "Tell me one thing at a time." "Humph!" he ejaculated. "I see, you must have been asleep a long time. Go on then and ask questions. Only, if you don't mind, just as few as possible, and please don't get interested or excited." Oddly enough the first question that sprang to my lips was-- "What are those clothes made of?" "Asbestos," answered the man. "They last hundreds of years. We have one suit each, and there are billions of them piled up, if anybody wants a new one." "Thank you," I answered. "Now tell me where I am?" "You are in a museum. The figures in the cases are specimens like yourself. But here," he said, "if you want really to find out about what is evidently a new epoch to you, get off your platform and come out on Broadway and sit on a bench." I got down. As we passed through the dim and dust-covered buildings I looked |
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