Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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"I don't mind saying that accidents of this sort were the most
distressing feature of our civilisation till we took steps to cut out all accidents. We forbid all street cars, street traffic, aeroplanes, and so on. The risks of your time," he said, with a shiver of his asbestos clothes, "must have been awful." "They were," I answered, with a new kind of pride in my generation that I had never felt before, "but we thought it part of the duty of brave people to----" "Yes, yes," said the Man in Asbestos impatiently, "please don't get excited. I know what you mean. It was quite irrational." We sat silent for a long time. I looked about me at the crumbling buildings, the monotone, unchanging sky, and the dreary, empty street. Here, then, was the fruit of the Conquest, here was the elimination of work, the end of hunger and of cold, the cessation of the hard struggle, the downfall of change and death--nay, the very millennium of happiness. And yet, somehow, there seemed something wrong with it all. I pondered, then I put two or three rapid questions, hardly waiting to reflect upon the answers. "Is there any war now?" "Done with centuries ago. They took to settling international disputes with a slot machine. After that all foreign dealings were given up. Why have them? Everybody thinks foreigners awful." "Are there any newspapers now?" |
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