Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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"Only a little." I answered; "they were beginning to ask for votes and equality." "That's it," said my acquaintance, "I couldn't think of the word. Your women, I believe, were something awful, were they not? Covered with feathers and skins and dazzling colours made of dead things all over them? And they laughed, did they not, and had foolish teeth, and at any moment they could inveigle you into one of those contracts! Ugh!" He shuddered. "Asbestos," I said (I knew no other name to call him), as I turned on him in wrath, "Asbestos, do you think that those jelly-bag Equalities out on the street there, with their ash-barrel suits, can be compared for one moment with our unredeemed, unreformed, heaven-created, hobble-skirted women of the twentieth century?" Then, suddenly, another thought flashed into my mind-- "The children," I said, "where are the children? Are there any?" "Children," he said, "no! I have never heard of there being any such things for at least a century. Horrible little hobgoblins they must have been! Great big faces, and cried constantly! And _grew_, did they not? Like funguses! I believe they were longer each year than they had been the last, and----" I rose. |
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