Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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was struck with an advertisement.
"Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering. Salary 1 pound, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum. Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace. The Countess of Nosh." Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew. She duly presented herself at Belgravia Terrace before the Countess, who advanced to meet her with a charm which at once placed the girl at her ease. "You are proficient in French," she asked. _"Oh, oui,"_ said Gertrude modestly. "And Italian," continued the Countess. _"Oh, si,"_ said Gertrude. "And German," said the Countess in delight. _"Ah, ja,"_ said Gertrude. |
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