The Hohenzollerns in America by Stephen Leacock
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"But surely," I protested, "you don't think that a league
of that sort can keep the peace?" "Peace!" exclaimed Abdul waking into sudden astonishment. "Peace! I should think NOT! Our league is for WAR. Every member gives its word that at the first convenient opportunity it will knock the stuff out of any of the others that it can." The little Sultan again subsided. Then he rose, with some difficulty, from his cushions. "Toomuch," he said, "take our inquisitive friend out into the town; take him to the Bosphorous; take him to the island where the dogs are; take him anywhere." He paused to whisper a few instructions into the ear of the Secretary. "You understand," he said, "well, take him. As for me,"--he gave a great yawn as he shuffled away, "I am about to withdraw into my Inner Harem. Goodbye. I regret that I cannot invite you in." "So do I," I said. "Goodbye." IV.--Echoes of the War 1.--The Boy Who Came Back |
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