"As you've no bags it's plain to see
A traveller you cannot be;
And as a swag you haven't either
You cannot be a swagman neither.
For travellers must carry bags,
And swagmen have to hump their swags
Like bottle-ohs or ragmen.
As you have neither swag nor bag
You must remain a simple wag,
And not a swag- or bagman."

"Dear me," said Bunyip Bluegum, "I never thought of that.
What must I do in order to see the world without carrying swags
or bags?"

The Poet thought deeply, put on his eyeglass, and said
impressively--

"Take my advice, don't carry bags,
For bags are just as bad as swags;
They're never made to measure.
To see the world, your simple trick
Is but to take a walking-stick
Assume an air of pleasure,
And tell the people near and far
You stroll about because you are
A Gentleman of Leisure."

"You have solved the problem," said Bunyip Bluegum, and wringing