breeks did na suit Jock's taste at the best o' times, and he had
no been brocht up to countenance yellow facin's. So the three braw
King George's sodgers that had dune sic graund things at Waterloo
took the quickest road through the meadow. Captain St. Clair, he
trippit on his sword, an' was understood to cry oot that he had
never eaten beef in his life. Ensign Withershins threw his shako
ower his shoother and jumpit intil the water, whaur he expressed
his opinion o' Carlaverock Jock stan'in' up to his neck in Luckie
Mowatt's pool--the words I dinna juist call to mind at this
present time, which, indeed, is maybe as weel; but it was
Lieutenant Lichtbody, o' his Majesty's Heavy Dragoons, that cam'
aff at the waurst. He made for the stane dyke, the sven-fite march
dyke that rins up the hill, ye ken. Weel, he made as if he wad
mak' ower it, but Boreland'a big Heelant bull had heard the
routin' o' his friend Carlaverock Jock, an' was there wi' his
horns spread like a man keppin' yowes [catching sheep]. Aye, my
certes!" here the old lady paused, overcome by the humour of her
recollections, laughing in her glee a delightfully catching and
mellow laugh, in which Winsome joined.

"Sae there was my braw beau, Lieutenant Lichtbody, sittin' on his
hunkers on the dyke tap girnin' at Carlaverock Jock an' the
Boreland Hielantman on baith sides o' him, an' tryin' tae hit them
ower the nose wi' the scabbard o' his sword, for the whinger
itsel' had drappit oot in what ye micht ca' the forced retreat. It
was bonny, bonny to see; an' whan the three cam' up the loanin'
the neist day, 'Sirs,' I said, 'I'm thinkin' ye had better be
gaun. I saw Carlaverock Jock the noo, fair tearin' up the
greensward. It wudna be bonny gin his Majesty's officers had twice
to mak' sae rapid a march to the rear--an' you, Lieutenant