"Gracious me! No, Tom, no!"

"Funny I made the mistake-- and I want to know the price of eggs the
worst way," went on the fun-loving Rover, innocently.

"What do you want to know the price of eggs for?" questioned William
Philander, curiously.

"Why, you see, we've got a new problem in geometry to solve, and the
price of eggs will help out," continued Tom, looking very serious.

"What is it, Tom?"

"It's this, Tubby, my boy. If the diameter of an egg ten degrees west
of its North Pole is two and eleven-tenths inches, what is the value
of the shell unfilled? I thought you might help me out on that."

"Tom, you are poking fun at me!" cried the dudish student, as a
snicker went up from the other youths. "And please don't call me
Tubby, I beg of you," pleaded William Philander.

"All right, Billy Gander," murmured Tom. "It shan't occur again."

"Billy Gander! That is worse than Tubby!" groaned the dudish youth.
"Oh, you are awful!" he added, and strode off, trying to look very
indignant.

"Poor Tubbs, I wonder if he will ever be sensible and get over his
dudish ways," was Dick's comment.