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The Real Diary of a Real Boy by Henry A. (Henry Augustus) Shute
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prostecuted and sent to jale. so i dident. tonite me and Beany rung
five door bells for april fool.

April 2. been trying to get rid of some warts. Pewt says if you hook
a piece of pork after dark, rub it on the warts and say arum erum
irum orum urum and nurum 3 times turn round twice and throw the pork
thru a window, then the warts will all be gone the next day. me and
Beany is going to try it tomorrow.

April 3. brite and fair. dident get a chance to hook the pork.

April 4. The band played in the band room to-nite. it was warm enuf
to have the windows open and we cood hear it. i sat out in the
school yard til 10 oclock to hear it and father came out and walked
me home. Beany was mad becaus i cared more for the band than for
getting rid of the warts.

April 6. dident wright anything last nite, was too scart. i never
was so scart in all my life before. me and Beany came awful near
getting in jale. we dident know where to hook the pork. i went to
our cellar but father was down there making vinigar all the evening,
then we went to Beanys cellar but Mister Watson was sitting on the
cellar door. so Beany told his father that a man was looking for him
to see about a horse and Mister Watson started down to the club
stable. then Beany hooked the pork and rubbed it over his warts and
then i rubbed it over my warts and we said arum erum irum orum urum
and nururn 3 times jest as Pewt said, turned round twice and i
plugged the pork right threw a gaslite jest then the gasman came
along, he yelled at us and jumped out of his wagon and went for
us. we ran down threw the school yard as fast as we cood
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