Next day Adoniram heaves alongside with the dishes in a truck wagon, and
they was strung out on the tables in the parlor. And such a pawing
over and gabbling you never heard. I'd been suspicious, myself, knowing
Rogers, but there was the set from platters to sassers, and blue enough
and ugly enough to be as antique as Mrs. Methusalem's jet earrings. The
"Antiquers" handled 'em and admired 'em and p'inted to the three holes
in the back of each dish--the same being proof of age--and got more
covetous every minute. But the joy was limited. As one feller said,
"I'd like 'em mighty well, but what chance'll we have bidding against
green-back syndicates like that?" referring to the Dowager and the
Duchess.

Milo and Eddie was the most worried of all, because each of 'em had been
commissioned by their commanding officers not to let t'other family win.

That auction was the biggest thing that ever happened at the Old Home.
We had it on the lawn out back of the billiard room and folks came
from Harniss and Orham and the land knows where. The sheds and barn was
filled with carriages and we served thirty-two extra dinners at a dollar
a feed. The dishes was piled on a table and Peter T. done his auctioneer
preaching from a kind of pulpit made out of two cracker boxes and a tea
chest.

But there wa'n't any real bidding except from the Smalls and Thompsons.
A few of the boarders and some of the out-of-towners took a shy long at
first, but their bids was only ground bait. Milo and Eddie, backed by
the Dowager and the Duchess, done the real fishing.

The price went up and up. Peter T. whooped and pounded and all but shed
tears. If he'd been burying a competition hotel keeper he couldn't have