"There are no lions here."

"Excuse me, Mr. Tiger."

"There are no tigers."

"Mr. Monkey?"

"No Monkeys.

"Men?"

"There are neither men nor women here; there are only Africans from
Africa, who imitate wild beasts for two francs and a half a day."

"But the elephants, where are they?"

"In Africa."

"And the lions?"

"In Africa."

"And the tigers and the monkeys?"

"In Africa. And you, where do you come from? What are you doing in
the cage of the wild beasts? Didn't you see what is written over the
door? NO ONE ALLOWED TO ENTER."