The Love Sonnets of a Car Conductor by Wallace Irwin
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page 12 of 24 (50%)
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For they are It and you are still on pay."
So I have been sky-prancing all night long A-dragging car-conductors and their queens Clad in their laughing-robes to join the throng That makes the Car-Barn function all the beans. And say! I had a brainstorm just last trip When I took Pansy's fare from Gill the Grip. VII At Midnight when I got a gasp for lunch I mushed it for the Car-Barns just to lamp And see the Creamy Charlies do the vamp And swing their Fancy Floras in the crunch. I piped my Pansy in among the bunch And asked her would she mix it with the Champ, Wouldn't she like to join me in a stamp? She saw me first and stopped me with a punch. I saw her hook a loop with Gill the Grip, With Pinky Smith and Handsome Hank she heeled; With all the dossy bunks she took a skip Each time the German tune-professor spieled. But nix with me the lightsome toe she sprung - As Caesar said to Cassius, "Ouch! I'm stung!" |
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