doctor says you insist your name is something else."

"That's right. My name is Anthony."

"Then how did I get this ticket?"

"I'm sure I don't know."

"Have you any baggage?"

"I don't know."

"What is your destination?"

"I don't know. You'll pardon my limited vocabulary?"

"Are you joking?"

"Do I look as if I were?"

"But I don't understand."

"Neither do I. But I must have some luggage--a fellow wouldn't
make a trip like this without baggage, would he?"

"I should think not. I'll look it up for you if you wish. But
about this ticket--"

"My dear man, don't bother me with that. I have worries enough as
it is. What I want now is a clean shirt and collar."