The Holiday Round by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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"Samuel's morbid craving for sensation--"
"Wait till we get back to London, and I'll take you to Madame Tussaud's, Mr Simpson." "Well, I think he's quite right," said Dahlia. "There is an old Norman church, I believe, and we ought to go and see it. The Philistines needn't come in if they don't want to." "Philistines!" I said indignantly. "Well, I'm--" "Agagged," suggested Archie. "Oh no, he was an Amalekite." "You've lived in the same country as this famous old Norman church for years and years and years, and you care so little about it that you've never been to see it and aren't sure whether it was Katharine of Aragon or Alice-for-short who was buried here, and now that you HAVE come across it by accident you want to drive up to it in a brand-new 1910 motor-car, with Simpson in his 1910 gent.'s fancy vest knocking out the ashes of his pipe against the lych-gate as he goes in. ... And that's what it is to be one of the elect!" "Little Chagford's noted back-chat comedians," commented Archie. "Your turn, Dahlia." "There was once a prince who was walking in a forest near his castle one day--that's how all the nice stories begin--and he suddenly came across a beautiful maiden, and he said to himself, 'I've lived here for years and years and years, and I've never seen her before, and I'm not sure whether her name is Katharine or Alice, or where her |
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