Fanny's First Play by George Bernard Shaw
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FANNY. They go in for adventures and call you Aramis.
TROTTER. They wouldnt dare! FANNY. You always make such delicious fun of the serious people. Your _insouciance_-- TROTTER. [frantic] Stop talking French to me: it's not a proper language for a young girl. Great heavens! how is it possible that a few innocent pleasantries should be so frightfully misunderstood? Ive tried all my life to be sincere and simple, to be unassuming and kindly. Ive lived a blameless life. Ive supported the Censorship in the face of ridicule and insult. And now I'm told that I'm a centre of Immoralism! of Modern Minxism! a trifler with the most sacred subjects! a Nietzschean!! perhaps a Shavian!!! FANNY. Do you mean you are really on the serious side, Mr Trotter? TROTTER. Of course I'm on the serious side. How dare you ask me such a question? FANNY. Then why dont you play for it? TROTTER. I do play for it--short, of course, of making myself ridiculous. FANNY. What! not make yourself ridiculous for the sake of a good cause! Oh, Mr Trotter. Thats _vieux jeu_. TROTTER. [shouting at her] Dont talk French. I will not allow it. |
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