A Tramp Abroad — Volume 05 by Mark Twain
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It is a precarious kind of property, too; a succession
of total eclipses would probably ruin this tavern. Now what can be the matter with this sunrise?" Harris jumped up and said: "I've got it! I know what's the matter with it! We've been looking at the place where the sun SET last night!" "It is perfectly true! Why couldn't you have thought of that sooner? Now we've lost another one! And all through your blundering. It was exactly like you to light a pipe and sit down to wait for the sun to rise in the west." "It was exactly like me to find out the mistake, too. You never would have found it out. I find out all the mistakes." "You make them all, too, else your most valuable faculty would be wasted on you. But don't stop to quarrel, now--maybe we are not too late yet." But we were. The sun was well up when we got to the exhibition-ground. On our way up we met the crowd returning--men and women dressed in all sorts of queer costumes, and exhibiting all degrees of cold and wretchedness in their gaits and countenances. A dozen still remained on the ground when we reached there, huddled together about the scaffold with their backs to the bitter wind. They had their red |
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