Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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Mr. PHILOSOPHER (to Ginx). You don't know what to do with your infant, my friend, and you think the State ought to provide for it? I understand you to say this is your thirteenth child. How came you to have so many? This question, though put with profound and even melancholy gravity, disconcerted Ginx, Officer, and Chorus, who united in a hearty outburst of laughter. GINX. Haw, Haw, Haw! How came I to have so many? Why my old woman's a good un and---- In fact, after searching his mind for some clever way of putting a comical rejoinder, Ginx laughed boisterously. There are two aspects of a question. PHILOSOPHER. I am serious, my friend. Did it never occur to you that you had no right to bring children into the world unless you could feed and clothe and educate them? CHORUS. Laws a' mercy! GINX. I'd like to know how I could help it, naabor. I'm a married man. PHILOSOPHER. Well, I will go further and say you ought not to have married without a fair prospect of being able to provide for any contingent increase of family. |
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