Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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The Lady Superior shut her ears; she had raised a familiar spirit and could not lay it. She temporized. "You know your husband has given the child to us. It will be called the infant Ambrosius." "Dear, dear!" sighed Mrs. Ginx, "what a name! " "We wish him to be kept from any worldly taint, and by-and-by his saintliness may gain you forgiveness in spite of your heretical perversity. I cannot permit you to give him unconsecrated milk, and as we wish to treat you kindly, the holy Father Certificatus has allowed me to make an arrangement with you, to which you can have no objection--I mean, that you should let me make the sign of the cross upon your breasts morning and evening before you suckle your infant. You will permit me to do that, won't you?" Conceive of Mrs. Ginx's reply, clothed in choice Westminster English: it asserted her readiness to cut off her right hand, her feet, to be hanged, drowned, burned, torn to pieces, in fact to withstand all the torments ascribed by vulgar tradition to Roman Catholic ingenuity, and to see her baby "a dead corpse" into the bargain, before she would submit her Protestant bosom to such an indignity. "No, mum!" she said; "I couldn't sleep with that on my breast;" and cried hysterically. This lower class heretic WAS "brutally refractory." So thought |
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