Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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place had never seen. The child was astounded into quietness.
Mr. Trumpeter took the chair--believed by many to be, next to the Queen, the most powerful defender of the faith in the three kingdoms. I never could understand why the newspapers reported his speeches--I cannot. When he had done, Lord Evergood, "a popular, practical peer, of sound Protestant principles," as the Daily Banner alliteratively termed him next morning, rose to move the first resolution, already cut and dried by the committee-- "That the infant so happily rescued from the incubus of a delusive superstition, should be remitted to the care of the Church Widows' and Orphans' Augmentation Society, and should be supported by voluntary contributions." Before Lord Evergood could say a word murmurs arose in every part of the hall. He was a mild, gentlemanly Christian, without guile, and the opposition both surprised and frightened him. He uttered a few sentences in approval of his proposition and sat down. An individual in the gallery shouted-- "Sir! I rise to move an amendment!" Cheers, and cries of "Order! order! Sit down!" &c. The Chairman, with great blandness, said: "The gentleman is out of order; the resolution has not yet been seconded. I call upon |
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