Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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The loudest cries were for Mr. Cutwater, who stood forth--a weak, stooping, half-halting, little man, with a limp necktie, and trousers puffy at the knees--but with honest use of them, let me say. It is quite credible that if Dr. Watts's assertion be true that-- "Satan trembles when he sees The weakest saint upon his knees," that arch-enemy was unusually perturbed when Ezekiel Cutwater was upon his. On these he had borne manly contests with evil. Two things--yea, three--were rigid in Ezekiel's creed; fire would never have burned them out of him: hatred of Popery, contempt of Anglican priestcraft and apostolic succession, and adhesion to the dogma of adult baptism and total immersion. Whoso should not join with him in these let him be Anathema Maranatha. His eye kindled as he looked at the seething audience. "Sir," said he, "I beg to move an amendment to the motion of the noble lord. (Cheers.) That motion proposes to transfer to the care of the Established Church this tender and unconscious infant (bending over Ginx's baby), just snatched from the toils of a kindred superstition. (Oh, oh, hisses and cheers.) I withdraw the expression; I did not mean to be offensive. (Hear.) This is a grand representative meeting--not of the English Church, not of the Baptist Church, not of the Wesleyan Church--but of Protestantism. (Cheers and Kentish fire.) In such an assembly is it right to propose any singular disposition of a representative infant? This is now the adopted child, not of |
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