Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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Some, foreseeing that awkwardness was impending, slipped away;
while three or four stayed to ask what was to be done with him. "Hand him over to the custody of the Chairman," said a Mr. Dove. "I should be most happy," said he, smoothly, "but Mrs. Trumpeter is out of town. Could your dear wife take him, Mr. Dove?" Mr. Dove's wife was otherwise engaged. The Secretary was unmarried--chambers at Nincome's Inn. In the midst of their distress a woman who had been hanging about the hall near the platform, came forward and offered to take charge of him, "for the sake of the cause." Every one was relieved. After her name and address had been hastily noted, the Protestant baby was placed in her arms. My Lord Evergood, the Chairman, the clergy, the Secretary, and the mob went home rejoicing. Some hours after, Ginx's Baby, stripped of the duchess's beautiful robes, was found by a policeman, lying on a doorstep in one of the narrow streets, not a hundred yards behind the Philopragmon. By an ironical chance he was wrapped in a copy of the largest daily paper in the world. IX.--Good Samaritans, and Good-Samaritan Twopences. At every breakfast-table in town next morning the report of the great Protestant meeting was read, and a further report, in leaded type, of the discovery of Ginx's Baby at a later period of |
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