Ginx's Baby: his birth and other misfortunes; a satire by Edward Jenkins
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"But all our legislation is directed to that!" exclaimed Mr. Joshua Hale. "Reform, Free Trade, Free Corn--have these not enhanced the wealth of the people?" "Partially; yet there are classes unregenerated by their reviving influences. Free trade cannot insure work, nor can free corn provide food for every citizen." "Nor any other legislation: let us be practical. I own there is much to be done. I have often stated my 'platform.' We must clip the enormous expenditure on soldiers and ships; reduce our overweening army of diplomatic spies and busybodies; abstain from meddling in everybody's quarrels; redeem from taxation the workman's necessaries--a free breakfast-table; peremptorily legislate against the custom of primogeniture; encourage the distribution and transfer of land; and, under the aegis of the ballot, protect from the tyranny of the landlord and employer their tenants and workmen." "Very good, perhaps, all of them," replied Sir Charles, "but some not at the moment possible, and all together are not exhaustive. Why do you not go to the bottom of social needs? You say nothing about Health legislation--are you indifferent to the sanitary condition of the people? You have not hinted at Education--Waste Lands--Emigration--" "Oh! I am opposed to that altogether." "I forgot, you are a manufacturer; yet the last man of whom I |
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