The Gilded Age, Part 7. by Charles Dudley Warner;Mark Twain
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"Well, yes--some kinds of trunks are."
"Very well, then; this is some kind of a trunk--and an almighty rare kind, too." "Yes, I believe it is." "Well, then, why shouldn't a man want to steal it if he got a chance?" "Indeed I don't know.--Why should he?" "Washington, I never heard anybody talk like you. Suppose you were a thief, and that trunk was lying around and nobody watching--wouldn't you steal it? Come, now, answer fair--wouldn't you steal it? "Well, now, since you corner me, I would take it,--but I wouldn't consider it stealing. "You wouldn't! Well, that beats me. Now what would you call stealing?" "Why, taking property is stealing." "Property! Now what a way to talk that is: What do you suppose that trunk is worth?" "Is it in good repair?" "Perfect. Hair rubbed off a little, but the main structure is perfectly sound." |
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