Yollop by George Barr McCutcheon
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"No." "Jiggle it." "I did jiggle it." "What?" "I said I jiggled it." "Well, jiggle it again." "Rottenest telephone service in the world," growled Mr. Smilk. "When you think what we have to pay for telephones these days, you'd think--hello! Hell--lo!" "Got her?" "I thought I had for a second, but I guess it was somebody yawning." "Awning?" "Say, if you'll hold that thing around so's I can talk at it, you'll hear what I'm saying. How do you expect me to--hello! Central? Central! Hello! Where the hell have you been all--hello! Well, can you beat it? I had her and she got away." "No use trying to get her now," said Mr. Yollop, resignedly. "Hang up for a few minutes. It makes 'em stubborn when you swear at 'em. |
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