Cashel Byron's Profession by George Bernard Shaw
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page 94 of 324 (29%)
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"You may dictate modes of expression to a single man, perhaps, but not to a whole university," said Lydia, with a quiet scorn that brought unexpected tears to Alice's eyes. "Do you know what a pug is?" "A pug!" said Alice, vacantly. "No; I have heard of a bulldog--a proctor's bulldog, but never a pug." "I must try my slang dictionary," said Lydia, taking down a book and opening it. "Here it is. 'Pug--a fighting man's idea of the contracted word to be produced from pugilist.' What an extraordinary definition! A fighting man's idea of a contraction! Why should a man have a special idea of a contraction when he is fighting; or why should he think of such a thing at all under such circumstances? Perhaps 'fighting man' is slang too. No; it is not given here. Either I mistook the word, or it has some signification unknown to the compiler of my dictionary." "It seems quite plain to me," said Alice. "Pug means pugilist." "But pugilism is boxing; it is not a profession. I suppose all men are more or less pugilists. I want a sense of the word in which it denotes a calling or occupation of some kind. I fancy it means a demonstrator of anatomy. However, it does not matter." "Where did you meet with it?" "Mr. Byron used it just now." |
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