Mr. Bingle by George Barr McCutcheon
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Melissa, crimson to her throat, fled. Mr. Diggs passed his hand over
his brow, as if to clear his brain, and then stammered in a voice that strove hard to regain its former impressiveness: "Yes, sir, it--it is all right, sir. Quite all right, sir. As right as can be, sir." "Right as rain," proclaimed Mr. Bingle, resorting to a habit of imitation that had marked his progress during the past few years of observation. He had heard the imposing Diggs say it, many times over. It was quite the proper thing to say, of course--apparently on any and all occasions--but, for the life of him, Mr. Bingle couldn't grasp the significance of the simile. "And now, Diggs, THAT being settled, is everything else all right?" He surveyed the great, gaily bedecked room with an eye that took in the smallest detail. "I think so, sir," said Diggs, slowly recovering. "You will hobserve, sir, that I have added the necessary new chair--the 'igh-chair over here, sir, for little Miss Him--Imogene." "I see. We make it a point, Mr. Flanders, to get a new baby at least once a year. The first year, as I explained, we had three. Two or three years ago, one came in May and another in September." "Mental arithmetic gives you twelve in all," said young Mr. Flanders. "Eleven. We lost one in 1906. Little Harriet." "Eleanor, sir, begging your pardon," corrected Diggs. |
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