Roast Beef, Medium by Edna Ferber
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"Front! Show the lady up to nineteen."
Emma McChesney took three steps in the direction of the stairway toward which the boy was headed with her bags. Then she stopped. "Wait a minute, boy," she said, pleasantly enough; and walked back to the desk. She eyed the clerk, a half-smile on her lips, one arm, in its neat tailored sleeve, resting on the marble, while her right forefinger, trimly gloved, tapped an imperative little tattoo. (Perhaps you think that last descriptive sentence is as unnecessary as it is garbled. But don't you get a little picture of her--trim, taut, tailored, mannish-booted, flat-heeled, linen-collared, sailor-hatted?) "You've made a mistake, haven't you?" she inquired. Mistake?" repeated the clerk, removing his eyes from their loving contemplation of his right thumb-nail. "Guess not." "Oh, think it over," drawled Emma McChesney. "I've never seen nineteen, but I can describe it with both eyes shut, and one hand tied behind me. It's an inside room, isn't it, over the kitchen, and just next to the water butt where the maids come to draw water for the scrubbing at 5 A.M.? And the boiler room gets in its best bumps for nineteen, and the patent ventilators work just next door, and there's a pet rat that makes his headquarters in the wall between eighteen and nineteen, and the housekeeper whose room is across the hail is afflicted with a bronchial cough, nights. I'm wise to the brand of welcome that you fellows hand out to us women on the road. This is new territory for me--my first trip West. Think it over. Don't--er--say, sixty-five strike you as being nearer my size?" |
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