"'And they call that thing a petticoat!'"

"'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,' he announced, glibly"

"'That was a married kiss--a two-year-old married kiss at least'"

"'I won't ask you to forgive a hound like me'"

"'You'll never grow up, Emma McChesney'"

"'Well, s'long then, Shrimp. See you at eight'"

"'I'm still in a position to enforce that ordinance against pouting'"

"'Son!' echoed the clerk, staring"

"'Well!' gulped Jock, 'those two double-bedded, bloomin', blasted
Bisons--'"

"'Come on out of here and I'll lick the shine off your shoes, you
blue-eyed babe, you!'"

"'You can't treat me with your life's history. I'm going in'"

"'Now, Lillian Russell and cold cream is one; and new potatoes and
brown crocks is another'"

"'Why, girls, I couldn't hold down a job in a candy factory'"