Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?
"Well, I like that. Upon my life, Mr. Caudle, that's very cool. I can't leave the house just to buy a yard of riband, but you storm enough to carry the roof off. "YOU DIDN'T STORM? YOU ONLY SPOKE? "Spoke, indeed! No, sir: I've not such superfine feelings; and I don't cry out before I'm hurt. But you ought to have married a woman of stone, for you feel for nobody: that is, for nobody in your own house. I only wish you'd show some of your humanity at home, if ever so little--that's all. "What do you say? "WHERE'S MY FEELINGS, TO GO SHOPPING AT NIGHT? "When would you have me go? In the broiling sun, making my face like a gipsy's? I don't see anything to laugh at, Mr. Caudle; but you think of anybody's face before your wife's. Oh, that's plain enough; and all the world can see it. I dare say, now, if it was Miss Prettyman's face--now, now, Mr. Caudle! What are you throwing yourself about for? I suppose Miss Prettyman isn't so wonderful a person that she isn't to be named? I suppose she's flesh and blood. What? "YOU DON'T KNOW? "Ha! I don't know that. |
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