Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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Sometimes at the sea-side--especially when the tide's down--I feel so
happy: quite as if I could cry. "When shall I get the things ready? For next Sunday? "WHAT WILL IT COST? "Oh, there--don't talk of it. No: we won't go. I shall send for the painters to-morrow. What? "I CAN GO AND TAKE THE CHILDREN, AND YOU'LL STAY? "No, sir: you go with me, or I don't stir. I'm not going to be turned loose like a hen with her chickens, and nobody to protect me. So we'll go on Monday? Eh? "WHAT WILL IT COST? "What a man you are! Why, Caudle, I've been reckoning that, with buff slippers and all, we can't well do it under seventy pounds. No; I won't take away the slippers and say fifty. It's seventy pounds and no less. Of course, what's over will be so much saved. Caudle, what a man you are! Well, shall we go on Monday? What do you say - "YOU'LL SEE? "There's a dear. Then, Monday." "Anything for a chance of peace," writes Caudle. "I consented to the |
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