Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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Nore, and such unfeeling trash.
"Yes, Caudle; we've now been married many years, but if we were to live together for a thousand years to come--what are you clasping your hands at?--a thousand years to come, I say, I shall never forget your conduct this day. You could go to the other end of the ship and smoke a cigar, when you knew I should be ill--oh, you knew it; for I always am. The brutal way, too, in which you took that cold brandy- and-water--you thought I didn't see you; but ill as I was, hardly able to hold my head up, I was watching you all the time. Three glasses of cold brandy-and-water; and you sipped 'em, and drank the health of people who you didn't care a pin about; whilst the health of your own lawful wife was nothing. Three glasses of brandy-and- water, and _I_ left--as I may say--alone! You didn't hear 'em, but everybody was crying shame of you. "What do you say? "A GOOD DEAL MY OWN FAULT? I TOOK TOO MUCH DINNER? "Well, you are a man! If I took more than the breast and leg of that young goose--a thing, I may say, just out of the shell--with the slightest bit of stuffing, I'm a wicked woman. What do you say? "LOBSTER SALAD? "La!--how can you speak of it? A month-old baby would have eaten more. What? "GOOSEBERRY PIE? |
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