Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"It's a mercy some of the dear children were not drowned; not that
their father would have cared, so long as he could have had his brandy and cigars. Peter was as near through one of the holes as - "IT'S NO SUCH THING? "It's very well for you to say so, but you know what an inquisitive boy he is, and how he likes to wander among steam-engines. No, I won't let you sleep. What a man you are! What? "I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE? "That's no matter; I'll say it again. Go to sleep, indeed! as if one could never have a little rational conversation. No, I sha'n't be too late for the Margate boat in the morning; I can wake up at what hour I like, and you ought to know that by this time. "A miserable creature they must have thought me in the ladies' cabin, with nobody coming down to see how I was. "YOU CAME A DOZEN TIMES? "No, Caudle, that won't do. I know better. You never came at all. Oh, no! cigars and brandy took all your attention. And when I was so ill, that I didn't know a single thing that was going on about me, and you never came. Every other woman's husband was there--ha! twenty times. And what must have been my feelings to hear 'em tapping at the door, and making all sorts of kind inquiries-- something like husbands and I was left to be ill alone? Yes; and you want to get me into an argument. You want to know, if I was so ill |
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