Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"NONSENSE?
"Of course; if I want anything it's always nonsense. Other men can take their wives half over the world; but you think it quite enough to bring me down here to this hole of a place, where I know every pebble on the beach like an old acquaintance--where there's nothing to be seen but the same machines--the same jetty--the same donkeys-- the same everything. But then, I'd forgot; Margate has an attraction for you--Miss Prettyman's here. No; I'm not censorious, and I wouldn't backbite an angel; but the way in which that young woman walks the sands at all hours--there! there!--I've done: I can't open my lips about that creature but you always storm. "You know that I always wanted to go to France; and you bring me down here only on purpose that I should see the French cliffs--just to tantalise me, and for nothing else. If I'd remained at home--and it was against my will I ever came here--I should never have thought of France; but--to have it staring in one's face all day, and not be allowed to go! it's worse than cruel, Mr. Caudle--it's brutal. Other people can take their wives to Paris; but you always keep me moped up at home. And what for? Why, that I may know nothing--yes; just on purpose to make me look little, and for nothing else. "HEAVEN BLESS THE WOMAN? "Ha! you've good reason to say that, Mr. Caudle; for I'm sure she's little blessed by you. She's been kept a prisoner all her life--has never gone anywhere--oh yes! that's your old excuse,--talking of the children. I want to go to France, and I should like to know what the children have to do with it? They're not babies NOW--are they? But |
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