Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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been your punch-bowl; but, thank goodness! I think that's chipped.
"Well, you haven't answered about the windows--you can't guess how many? "YOU DON'T CARE? "Well, if nobody caught cold but you, it would be little matter. Six windows clean out, and three cracked! "YOU CAN'T HELP IT? "I should like to know where the money's to come from to mend 'em! They sha'n't be mended, that's all. Then you'll see how respectable the house will look. But I know very well what you think. Yes; you're glad of it. You think that this will keep me at home--but I'll never stir out again. Then you can go to the sea-side by yourself; then, perhaps, you can be happy with Miss Prettyman?--Now, Caudle, if you knock the pillow with your fist in that way, I'll get up. It's very odd that I can't mention that person's name but you begin to fight the bolster, and do I don't know what. There must be something in it, or you wouldn't kick about so. A guilty conscience needs no--but you know what I mean. "She wasn't coming to town for a week; and then, of a sudden, she'd had a letter. I dare say she had. And then, as she said, it would be company for her to come with us. No doubt. She thought I should be ill again, and down in the cabin, but with all her art, she does not know the depth of me--quite. Not but what I was ill; though, like a brute, you wouldn't see it. |
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