Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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at that time little Jack wasn't on his feet. What do you say?
"HEAVEN FORGIVE ME? "Ha! Mr. Caudle, it's you that ought to ask for that: I'm safe enough, I am: it's you who should ask to be forgiven. "No, I wouldn't slander a saint--and I didn't take away the girl's character for nothing. I know she brought an action for what I said; and I know you had to pay damages for what you call my tongue--I well remember all that. And serve you right; if you hadn't laughed at her, it wouldn't have happened. But if you will make free with such people, of course you're sure to suffer for it. 'Twould have served you right if the lawyer's bill had been double. Damages, indeed! Not that anybody's tongue could have damaged her! "And now, Mr. Caudle, you're the same man you were ten years ago. What? "YOU HOPE SO? "The more shame for you. At your time of life, with all your children growing up about you, to - "WHAT AM I TALKING OF? "I know very well; and so would you, if you had any conscience, which you haven't. When I say I shall discharge Kitty, you say she's a very good servant, and I sha'n't get a better. But I know why you think her good; you think her pretty, and that's enough for you; as |
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