Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"Oh, you needn't lie groaning there, for you don't think I shall ever
forget Rebecca. Yes,--it's very well for you to swear at Rebecca now,--but you didn't swear at her then, Mr. Caudle, I know. 'Margaret, my dear!' Well, how you can have the face to look at me - "YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME? "The more shame for you. "I can only say, that either Kitty leaves the house, or I do. Which is it to be, Mr. Caudle? Eh? "YOU DON'T CARE? BOTH? "But you're not going to get rid of me in that manner, I can tell you. But for that trollop--now, you may swear and rave as you like - "YOU DON'T INTEND TO SAY A WORD MORE? "Very well; it's no matter what you say--her quarter's up on Tuesday, and go she shall. A soup-plate and a basin went yesterday. "A soup-plate and a basin, and when I've the headache as I have, Mr. Caudle, tearing me to pieces! But I shall never be well in this world--never. A soup-plate and a basin!" "She slept," writes Caudle, "and poor Kitty left on Tuesday." |
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