Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"THAT'S WHAT WE ALL SAY?
"Not at all; quite the reverse. To me the very idea of such a thing is horrible, and always was. Yes, I know very well that some do marry again--but what they're made of I'm sure I can't tell. Ugh! "There are men, I know, who leave their property in such a way that their widows, to hold it, must keep widows. Now, if there is anything in the world that is mean and small, it is that. Don't you think so, too, Caudle? Why don't you speak, love? That's so like you! I never want a little quiet, rational talk, but you want to go to sleep. But you never were like any other man! What? "HOW DO I KNOW? "There now--that's so like your aggravating way. I never open my lips upon a subject but you try to put me off. I've no doubt when Miss Prettyman speaks, you can answer HER properly enough. There you are, again! Upon my life, it IS odd; but I never can in the most innocent way mention that person's name that - "WHY CAN'T I LEAVE HER ALONE? "I'm sure--with all my heart! Who wants to talk about her? I don't: only you always will say something that's certain to bring up her name. "What was I saying, Caudle? Oh, about the way some men bind their widows. To my mind, there is nothing so little. When a man forbids his wife to marry again without losing what he leaves--it's what I |
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