know. There's a dear. Eh: oh, don't tell me there's nothing in it:
I know better. I'm not a fool, Mr. Caudle: I know there's a good
deal in it. Now, Caudle, just tell me a little bit of it. I'm sure
I'd tell you anything. You know I would. Well?

"Caudle, you're enough to vex a saint! Now don't you think you're
going to sleep; because you're not. Do you suppose I'd ever suffered
you to go and be made a mason, if I didn't suppose I was to know the
secret too? Not that it's anything to know, I dare say; and that's
why I'm determined to know it.

"But I know what it is; oh yes, there can be no doubt. The secret
is, to ill-use poor women; to tyrannise over 'em; to make 'em your
slaves: especially your wives. It must be something of the sort, or
you wouldn't be ashamed to have it known. What's right and proper
never need be done in secret. It's an insult to a woman for a man to
be a freemason, and let his wife know nothing of it. But, poor soul!
she's sure to know it somehow--for nice husbands they all make. Yes,
yes; a part of the secret is to think better of all the world than
their own wives and families. I'm sure men have quite enough to care
for--that is, if they act properly--to care for them they have at
home. They can't have much care to spare for the world besides.

"And I suppose they call you BROTHER Caudle? A pretty brother,
indeed! Going and dressing yourself up in an apron like a turnpike
man--for that's what you look like. And I should like to know what
the apron's for? There must be something in it not very respectable,
I'm sure. Well, I only wish I was Queen for a day or two. I'd put
an end to freemasonry, and all such trumpery, I know.