Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"And I should like to know where the cotton umbrella's gone to--and I should like to know who broke the bell-pull--and perhaps you don't know there's a leg off a chair,--and perhaps--" "I was resolved," said Caudle, "to know nothing, and so went to sleep in my ignorance." LECTURE XIV--MRS. CAUDLE THINKS IT "HIGH TIME" THAT THE CHILDREN SHOULD HAVE SUMMER CLOTHING "There, Caudle! If there's anything in the world I hate--and you know it, Caudle--it is asking you for money. I am sure for myself, I'd rather go without a thing a thousand times, and I do--the more shame of you to let me, but--there, now! there you fly out again! "WHAT DO I WANT NOW? "Why, you must know what's wanted, if you'd any eyes--or any pride for your children, like any other father. "WHAT'S THE MATTER--AND WHAT AM I DRIVING AT? "Oh, nonsense, Caudle! As if you didn't know! I'm sure if I'd any |
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