Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"HOW MUCH? "Now, don't be in a hurry! Well, I think, with good pinching--and you know, Caudle, there's never a wife who can pinch closer than I can--I think, with pinching, I can do with twenty pounds. What did you say? "TWENTY FIDDLESTICKS? "What? "YOU WON'T GIVE HALF THE MONEY? "Very well, Mr. Caudle; I don't care: let the children go in rags; let them stop from church, and grow up like heathens and cannibals, and then you'll save your money, and, I suppose, be satisfied. "YOU GAVE ME TWENTY POUNDS FIVE MONTHS AGO? "What's five months ago to do with now? Besides, what I HAVE had is nothing to do with it. "What do you say? "TEN POUNDS ARE ENOUGH? "Yes, just like you men; you think things cost nothing for women; but you don't care how much you lay out upon yourselves. |
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