Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"MY BROTHER? BROTHER TOM? "Oh, Caudle! dear Caudle--" "It was too much for the poor soul," says Caudle; "she sobbed as if her heart would break, and I--" and here the MS. is blotted, as though Caudle himself had dropped tears as he wrote. LECTURE XVI--BABY IS TO BE CHRISTENED; MRS. CAUDLE CANVASSES THE MERITS OF PROBABLE GODFATHERS "Come, now, love, about baby's name? The dear thing's three months old, and not a name to its back yet. There you go again! Talk of it to-morrow! No; we'll talk of it to-night. There's no having a word with you in the daytime--but here you can't leave me. Now don't say you wish you could, Caudle; that's unkind, and not treating a wife-- especially the wife to you--as she deserves. It isn't often that I speak but I DO believe you'd like never to hear the sound of my voice. I might as well have been born dumb! "I suppose the baby MUST have a godfather; and so, Caudle, who shall we have? Who do you think will be able to do the most for it? No, Caudle, no; I'm not a selfish woman--nothing of the sort--but I hope I've the feelings of a mother; and what's the use of a godfather if |
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