Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"YOU WELL KNOW YOU'RE NOT? "That's nothing to do with it--I only ask, What must people think, when I'm never seen with you? Other women go out with their husbands: but, as I've often said, I'm not like any other woman. What are you sneering at, Mr. Caudle? "HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE SNEERING? "Don't tell me: I know well enough, by the movement of the pillow. "No; you never take me out--and you know it. No; and it's not my own fault. How can you lie there and say that? Oh, all a poor excuse! That's what you always say. You're tired of asking me, indeed, because I always start some objection? Of course I can't go out a figure. And when you ask me to go, you know very well that my bonnet isn't as it should be--or that my gown hasn't come home--or that I can't leave the children--or that something keeps me indoors. You know all this well enough before you ask me. And that's your art. And when I DO go out with you, I'm sure to suffer for it. Yes, you needn't repeat my words. SUFFER FOR IT. But you suppose I have no feelings: oh no, nobody has feelings but yourself. Yes; I'd forgot: Miss Prettyman, perhaps--yes, she may have feelings, of course. "And as I've said, I dare say a pretty dupe people think me. To be sure; a poor forlorn creature I must look in everybody's eyes. But I knew you couldn't be at Mr. Prettyman's house night after night till eleven o'clock--and a great deal you thought of me sitting up for you--I knew you couldn't be there without some cause. And now I've |
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