Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor by Unknown
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over our spelling together, and I know a boy who's going in for
promotion next week. Have you had your breakfast and taken care of Orab?" "Yes, sir; but I didn't feel like getting up this morning." "Are you sick?" "No-o-o--it isn't that; but you'll laugh at me if I tell you." "Indeed I won't, Billy!" "Well"--his voice dropped to a whisper, and he stole close to my side--"I had such a nice dream about _her_ just the last thing before the bell rang; and when I woke up I felt so queer--so kinder good and kinder bad--and I wanted to see her so much that, if I hadn't been a big boy, I believe I should have blubbered. I tried ever so much to go to sleep and see her again; but the more I tried the more I couldn't. After all, I had to get up without it, though I didn't want any breakfast, and only ate two buckwheat cakes, when I always eat six, you know, Uncle Teddy. Can you keep a secret?" "Yes, dear, so you couldn't get it out of me if you were to shake me upside-down like a savings bank." "Oh, ain't you mean! That was when I was small I did that. I'll tell you the secret, though--that girl and I are going to get married. I mean to ask her the first chance I get. Oh, isn't she a smasher!" "My dear Billy, won't you wait a little while to see if you always |
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